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Aslan the Moose

"Silence is golden. Words are vibrations. Thoughts are magic." ~ WTNV

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here


thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.


the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god


Jul 24th at 1PM / via: eriklehsherr / op: clintskate / 8,670 notes

susanstrom:

people say loki’s actions are excused because of his parents, but kurt wagners parents were a demon and an evil mutant who threw him in a river minutes after he was born and he grew up to be the sweetest person on the planet do you see how your argument is invalid


deanisanactualprincess:

NOPE

deanisanactualprincess:

NOPE



thesassformers:


16andratchet:

Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh


janesfoster:

Bring it d o w n


donteventrytodenyit:

koblala:

I FOUND IT AGAIN!!!!

This is my favourite thing ever


Hilarious out of context comic book panels

scogliospeaks:

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All credit to 411mania.com


Jul 24th at 4AM / via: itsforsciencejohn / op: gosimpsonic / 437,771 notes

Jul 24th at 4AM / via: andlionheart / op: badkryptonian / 195,193 notes

particularscarf:

badkryptonian:

GOOD JOB, DANIEL

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"


zellah4:

OMFG