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Aslan the Moose

"Silence is golden. Words are vibrations. Thoughts are magic." ~ WTNV

lumpenspaceproletariat:

Horrifying pregnancy photos


Jul 28th at 2PM / via: smashbro99 / op: 314eater / 385,840 notes

doritofu:

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The proper way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

because it’s the proper way to eat ramen


Jul 28th at 2PM / via: geistygeist / op: shintaro-matoi / 38,364 notes

thejudge:

manikun:

rooferfeef:

this-will-be-the-gay:

this-will-be-the-gay:

arrival-layne:

hasana-chan:

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE 

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"Be my son, Daniel"

by: fedoracat

WHERE IS THE OOBLECK ONE?! QUICK, RWBY FANDOM- FIX THIS POST

I got it!!! Made by

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thejudge I hope this is good enough =3

everything I ever wished for, and more. You should make a separate post just for it.


nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you


Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?

Jul 28th at 11AM / via: kelefreak / op: jam-doughnut / 122,311 notes

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all


Jul 28th at 11AM / via: nohedgehogsok / op: bombing / 175,794 notes

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon


Jul 28th at 11AM / via: jainz / op: tennants-hair / 306,435 notes

thetruthneverlies:

kurtrachelandagayhighfive:

tennants-hair:

why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies

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Because it’s terrifying as fuck


Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

Jul 28th at 11AM / via: smashbro99 / op: inthemidstofmonsters / 11,858,397 notes

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.


samhainchester:

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset


green-eyed-rising-demon:

superchevyimpala:

Favorite Moments Per Episode - Of Grave Importance

"You know, uh, she and Bobby had a thing, right? Kind of a foxhole thing. Very Hemingway."

I loved loved loved this scene lol Sam’s face



cocklespadabootie:

mytra-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

jackhawksmoor:

mallotovcocktail:

ball pit exclusive: getting our 17000 dollars worth

osric
osric pls

osric wat are you doing

He’s living life

The ball pit life

cocklespadabootie:

mytra-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

jackhawksmoor:

mallotovcocktail:

ball pit exclusive: getting our 17000 dollars worth

osric

osric pls

osric wat are you doing

He’s living life

The ball pit life


just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this

just-the-way-you-arent:

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

ok how can you not reblog this


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

Jul 28th at 3AM / via: mishasminions / op: fictionalfeather / 126,126 notes

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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