what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.
OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.
You win the Internet.
SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG
The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam
2. clearly the force extended his kick
3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl
I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.
Sam announces that Dean is now in the fed’s database, which will clearly make their job harder. Dean just think it’s cool that he’s wanted and asks what they have on Sam. When Sam sullenly says “I’m sure they just haven’t posted it yet” Dean gleefully accuses Sam of being jealous that he’s not as cool (x)
Damn right they’re flawed. But a lot of them try. To do better, to forgive. And you should see the Spearmint Rhino! I’ve been riding the pine a long time. But I’m in the game now, and I’m not on your side, or Michael’s. I’m on theirs.
I rewatched Hammer of the Gods earlier today and now I’m emotionally compromised again.
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
girls with eyes :)
girls with no eyes )
the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home
this is my favourite thing ever
I love how he’s all in Satan mode then all of a sudden wacky moose mode
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands